A day in the life of toilet kitten

12am.-3:59a.m. Sleep w/Mom.

4 a.m. Wake up.

4:01 a.m. Attack the giant thing under covers. It moved! Giant thing fights back. Conduct sneak attacks from various angles.

4:30 a.m. Soup King banishes me to room with giant white water bowl. Why?

5 a.m. Reorganize bathroom

6 a.m. Working hard. Stop for a drink.

6:30 a.m. NOMS!

7a.m. Venture into food room. Stay on lookout for evil wannabe basement cat.

8a.m. Attempt reorganization of green leafy noms by window.

8:01a.m. Run from angry mom. Why she no like horizontal leafy noms?

9 a.m.- 6p.m. Run races with Jack, Junior, and Lovey up and down hall followed by exhausting naps. Refuel at solar station in bedroom. Beat up evil cat at least once.

6:30p.m. NOMS!

6:45 p.m. Be helpful kitchen kitty.

7-10p.m. Steak out likely spots for roaming feet. Attack mercilessly.

10:01 pm. Snuggle with Mom and Soup King.

11:00pm It moved…ATTACK! Why Soup King howling? Why I no can sleep w/Mom?

11:30pm-3:59am Sleep on top of doggie cage. Taunt black puppy. Power nap.

4:00a.m. Sneak into small human’s room for cuddles. It moved! Attack!


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