12am.-3:59a.m. Sleep w/Mom.
4 a.m. Wake up.
4:01 a.m. Attack the giant thing under covers. It moved! Giant thing fights back. Conduct sneak attacks from various angles.
4:30 a.m. Soup King banishes me to room with giant white water bowl. Why?
5 a.m. Reorganize bathroom
6 a.m. Working hard. Stop for a drink.
6:30 a.m. NOMS!
7a.m. Venture into food room. Stay on lookout for evil wannabe basement cat.
8a.m. Attempt reorganization of green leafy noms by window.
8:01a.m. Run from angry mom. Why she no like horizontal leafy noms?
9 a.m.- 6p.m. Run races with Jack, Junior, and Lovey up and down hall followed by exhausting naps. Refuel at solar station in bedroom. Beat up evil cat at least once.
6:45 p.m. Be helpful kitchen kitty.
11:00pm It moved…ATTACK! Why Soup King howling? Why I no can sleep w/Mom?
11:30pm-3:59am Sleep on top of doggie cage. Taunt black puppy. Power nap.
4:00a.m. Sneak into small human’s room for cuddles. It moved! Attack!